Quit giving me those looks. I spent all night on this hair.
It's twice as hard for me to get up because I really want to see what happens next in my dream.
Holy skit. I'm in Florence. Duck yeah!
Whenever you go somewhere, there is always a chance the bathroom light won't work. In my room that chance is just higher. And why am I not surprised that there is blood on my towel?
You have to unplug the AC to use the TV. Brilliant.